The Zombies are Coming:
(a humorous webinar from our interns)
Learn how to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse and protect yourself, your loved ones and your business from the impending doom with this essential webinar.
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We asked our interns to prepare a 15 minute webinar to help us test our systems. We hope you attend and have a laugh on us as we test and showcase our new streaming video webinar technology. Its free and its fun.
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|Here is some of what you’ll learn from this fun and informative Zombie webinar:
These crucial topics and more are covered by our panel of experts, which includes Dr. Rick Astley, M.D., a medical doctor and one of the key leaders in developing the VFTU (Vaccinations for the Undead), Hunter War, a specialist in Zombie removal and Alastair Clayworth, a professor with 30 years experience in teaching Zombie Preparation and researcher for ZEI (Zombie Equipment, Inc.)
This inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is expected to occur sometime in the next 10 years. It won’t only endanger your life, but the life of your business as well!
Fact: Insurance may not cover damage caused by vicious Zombies and panicked mobs may cause your building, merchandise, or employees.
Fact: Sales decrease during epidemics and national chaos.
Fact: Without businesses interruption coverage, businesses rot faster than dead flesh.
This affordable and revealing Zombie webinar may drastically improve your lifespan and that of your business. By training how to protect yourself against direct Zombie attacks, starvation/dehydration, lack of shelter/medical supplies, and other problems which may arise as a result of the Zombie Apocalypse, you are protected from ignorance, the number one cause of both individual and corporate death.
This Zombie webinar, a test of our new webinar technology, offers a humorous and insightful look into emergency preparedness.
Whether you’re an employer concerned about defending against Zombie attacks, a lawyer who handles Zombie-related issues, a Zombie safety consultant, Zombie insurance agent or anyone interested in the impact of Zombies—this is one Zombie webinar you won’t want to miss. So register today to guarantee your participation.
And don’t forget that you can have everyone on your team participate with you. For just one registration, you can all listen, learn, and get answers to your own specific questions about what the Zombie Apocalypse will mean for you.
What will be the impact of the Zombie apocalypse? This Zombie webinar will give you the must have information to keep you alive, and the living dead far away from you.
June 29th at 4pm
Who Should Attend: Business owners; managers; human resources and legal staff; other employees interested in the Zombie Apocalypse.
Dr. Rick Astley
Alastair Clayworth lectures at a local college on how to prepare for a Zombie apocalypse. He has 30 years experience in the Zombie related teaching and researching field.
|Hunter Warbringer is a member of the Private Military Company SPHINX. He has been awarded with the Distinguished Service Award for his training of Australian armed forces. Winner of the Budokai Kumite in Naha in 2007. Featured on episode 25 of the documentary ZombieHunter.|
| Dr. Rick Astley
is a Medical doctor specializing in the field of the living dead. He has been one of the leading doctors representing VFTU(Vaccinations for the undead). He has taken part in research of the virus and has spent years perfecting a serum that will hopefully, one day, hold off the Zombie virus from taking over the body’s of the infected. Dr. Rick Astley is married with three boys. Ten years ago his oldest son was infected by the virus and ever since, Astley has been on a mission to cure this problem.
| Alastair Clayworth lectures at a local college on how to prepare for a Zombie apocalypse and what to do once that catastrophe has struck. He’s currently doing research and development of products for a company by the name of ZEI (Zombie Equipment, Inc.) and has 30 years experience in the Zombie related teaching and researching field.