We asked our interns to prepare a 15 minute DVD to help us test our systems. We hope you watch and have a laugh on us as we test and showcase our new technology.
Here is some of what you’ll learn from this fun and informative Zombie DVD:
- Where Zombies come from and how the virus spreads
- What to expect when the Zombie Apocalypse finally arrives
- How to outlast a Zombie
- Where to seek shelter
- Who to bring with you
- What you’ll need to survive
- Items to avoid at all costs
- Further sources of Zombie preparation wisdom
These crucial topics and more are covered by our panel of experts, which includes Dr. Rick Astley, M.D., a medical doctor and one of the key leaders in developing the VFTU (Vaccinations for the Undead), Hunter War, a specialist in Zombie removal and Alastair Clayworth, a professor with 30 years experience in teaching Zombie Preparation and researcher for ZEI (Zombie Equipment, Inc.)
This inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is expected to occur sometime in the next 10 years. It won’t only endanger your life, but the life of your business as well!
Fact: Insurance may not cover damage caused by vicious Zombies and panicked mobs may cause your building, merchandise, or employees.
Fact: Sales decrease during epidemics and national chaos.
Fact: Without businesses interruption coverage, businesses rot faster than dead flesh.
This affordable and revealing Zombie DVD may drastically improve your lifespan and that of your business. By training how to protect yourself against direct Zombie attacks, starvation/dehydration, lack of shelter/medical supplies, and other problems which may arise as a result of the Zombie Apocalypse, you are protected from ignorance, the number one cause of both individual and corporate death.
This Zombie DVD, a test of our new technology, offers a humorous and insightful look into emergency preparedness.
Whether you’re an employer concerned about defending against Zombie attacks, a lawyer who handles Zombie-related issues, a Zombie safety consultant, Zombie insurance agent or anyone interested in the impact of Zombies—this is one Zombie DVD you won’t want to miss. So register today to guarantee your participation.
And don’t forget that you can have everyone on your team participate with you. For just one registration, you can all listen, learn, and get answers to your own specific questions about what the Zombie Apocalypse will mean for you.
What will be the impact of the Zombie apocalypse? This Zombie DVD will give you the must have information to keep you alive, and the living dead far away from you.
Who Should Attend: Business owners; managers; human resources and legal staff; other employees interested in the Zombie Apocalypse.
Hunter Warbringer is a member of the Private Military Company SPHINX. He has been awarded with the Distinguished Service Award for his training of Australian armed forces.
Dr. Rick Astley
is a Medical doctor specializing in the field of the living dead. He has been one of the leading doctors representing VFTU(Vaccinations for the undead). He has taken part in research of the virus and has spent years perfecting a cure.
Alastair Clayworth lectures at a local college on how to prepare for a Zombie apocalypse. He has 30 years experience in the Zombie related teaching and researching field.